Germany has a reputation for seriousness, but how serious can they be if escaping prison is totally legal? Simon explains why jailbreaks are only human. Weeks ago we learned of the €3.99 kebap in Bochum, now we learn of the 24 carat gold “Dubai Döner”. We discuss why gold in food is a terrible idea. We close by finding out Germany’s safest cities.
It’s been fairly warm this week in Germany, which means a little more of the weird and wonderful than usual. In this case, the wonderful came in the form of a Dorffest, and the weird was large amounts of Greek condiments on offer, much to Simon’s annoyance. We finish with on bad tattoos, England’s Georgia Stanway, and the start of Euro 2025.
Usually a podcast about Germany, after a trip to Strasbourg, Nic’s a hare’s breadth from turning this podcast French. While Nic was away, Simon enjoyed some German TV in the form of Rosins Restaurants, which looks at the terrible places to eat across the country. We finish with a story about moose hiding in the forests of New Zealand and wonder whether Germany has any hidden beasts out there.
Producer Simon is something of a travel expert, or at least he’s gone on holiday a lot. It does mean he has interesting stories, especially travelling through Europe in an electric car. Last week it was “Mahlzeit” this week it’s “Feierabend” as we try to explain one of the best German words, and we finish things off by discussing why berets and the Bundestag don’t mix.
So our Producer could finally go on holiday, we recorded back to back pods, but forgot when they needed to be released…that’s why we begin this week by celebrating Simon’s beloved Spurs winning the Europa League a month ago...Simon is bloody happy though, and isn’t that worth a segment? Don’t worry, we also have a listener question to tackle concerning the curious German word “Mahlzeit!”.
All the Germanic organisation in the world can’t prevent confusion over Producer Simons recording schedule, but uncertainty isn’t the worst way to start the podcast. Anyway, there’s a new Dönerladen to discuss. Why? Döner for €3.99, that’s why, but what is the real cost? We finish by questioning the honesty of ourselves, Germans, and anyone who’s ever decided to buy some ancient marble while on holiday in Greece.
Having missed Eurovision last week, Simon brings in a special guest reporter to remedy that situation as we discuss politics, Pride flags, and Celine Dion. Freshly minted (sort of) Chancellor of Germany Friedrich Merz reckons he knows how to fix the German economy, and weirdly it seems to involve everyone else working harder, and we finish in the 10th Anniversary of the Frauenquote.
Producer Simon has wrangled himself a holiday, but is it a week in Fürth visiting the Rundfunkmuseum that he’s always wanted? While he considers his options, Nic & Simon wonder why a mysterious wooden phallus has appeared in a Munich street, and they try to explain a recent survey suggesting Germans have fallen out of love with Spargel.
This week, Simon sees a terrifying omen of impending doom on his way to the Bäckerei, England’s rose Harry Kane wins the Bundesliga, we find out if Munich is really the most unfriendly city…for expats, and finish with the anniversary of the Deutschlandticket.
All it takes is one hot day in Germany, and your hosts quickly wilt, but no matter how warm it gets, Nic won’t be following Simon’s corduroy shorts recommendation. However, he’s more than happy to listen as Simon explains the curious story behind VfL Bochum. We also pick over the fallout from this week’s confirmation vote for the new Chancellor Friedrich Merz which really didn’t go to plan.
After flying around the world visiting New Zealand, Producer Simon lands on the podcast with the perfect mix of exhaustion and fury. We learn how not to transit through an airport, and curious significance of orange chocolate ice cream. Returning to more German matters, we get some supermarket nostalgia, learn what the hell “Snackification” means, and enjoy a cold pint of Schadenfreude.
With the Easter chocolate still littering the floor, Nic & Simon discuss the Easter traditions of the Sorbain community of Germany, and a odd new delivery service in the UK. We find out if Germany will have a functioning government, and look at the finer points of the new coalition agreement. We also find time to share some spurious rumours about the real origin of Germany’s humble Gummistiefel.
As Germany celebrates Easter, little do they know that the future is coming in the form of new rules about...passport photos! We discuss the changes and whether we're becoming a modern country. We return to the topic of boycotting US products and look at what's difficult to replace, and we finish off with a review of the first year of Cannabis legalisation across the country.
Germany is preparing to celebrate the world’s worst vegetable as Spargelzeit begins. What does 2025 have in store for Spargel lovers? We also return to the question of boycotting US products, discuss a fortunate young 8-year-old who discovered €15,000 at their Kindergarten, and we finish with some suggestions for new designs as the EU updates the Eurozone’s bank notes.
This week we’re joined by senior editor at Bloomberg News in Berlin Chris Reiter & automotive and industrial correspondent for Bloomberg News in Frankfurt Will Wilkes to discuss their excellent book Broken Republik: The Inside Story of Germany’s Descent into Crisis.
On the show this week, Simon brings us a story on a Hanoi based Instagrammer who’s memeing themselves to a German education. We find out if Germany has a government, follow up on the changing advice for Germans travelling to the US, and find out why one young German visitor to the UK is regretting their trip to London. We finish things off as Nic and Simon test each other’s love for German food.
After weeks of hard podcasting, it’s time for a holiday, but we need something specific, something…Geordie. Luckily we have a guide as Nic tells Simon about his Geordie German adventures from a Sam Fender gig in Munich, witnessing football history from a bar stool in the cellar of an Irish pub, and a final adventure on St Patrick’s Day in the fine city of Nürnberg.
We begin where we left off last week on kebabs, although these have nothing to do with football legend Lukas Podolski. We discuss an award winning kebab creation in the UK, and ask why Australia has cornered the market in German pies. From pies, we turn to cups and cupboards and find out why mug storage can be a major insult in Germany, and we finish off by looking at the story of two German tourists detained on the Mexico/US border.
Free of the Federal Election, there’s Faschings celebrations to cover, including the satirical Rosenmontagswagen in Düsseldorf. From Karneval, we take a look at weird goings on in Munich, where it paying for parking also includes signing up for a gym, and discover why Simon is deeply scared of joining his local Fitness Studio. To finish, we discuss an investigation into the many and varied health concerns at the Kebab chain of German footballing legend Lukas Podolski.
We’re all about fulfilling dreams on this podcast. Ok, maybe seeing Bayern Munich isn’t exactly fulfilling a dream, but Simon did see Harry Kane! We discuss catching a footballer’s attention, matchday atmosphere, and when it’s OK to leave a game early. As we reach the end of the Federal election campaign we break down the election results and make sense of the many stories from election night.
